Did I ever tell about how when I worked at a talk show I spent approximately most of my time trying to book Salem as a guest.
I just watched the BBC adaptation of Birdsong, which I will now recap for you.
A sad man gets a job in France.
A sad lady has an abusive husband.
The sad striking factory workers are starving.
The sad man and the sad woman fall in love and are happy for two minutes.
The sad man and the sad woman run away together.
The sad man wakes up to find the sad woman gone.
The sad man is in the war.
The sad man’s friends die in a mine flood.
The sad man’s friends are shot.
The sad man’s friends are blown up.
The sad man holds the hand of his friend while his friend dies and you can see all of his internal organs.
The sad man goes back to his bunk and changes his sad drawings with his new knowledge of anatomy.
The sad man is injured and almost dies.
The sad man recuperates.
The sad man joins the army again.
The sad man sees the sad lady’s sister and follows her.
The sad man and the sad lady talk.
The sad lady sends the sad man away.
The sad man’s friend’s child dies.
The sad man and his men begin the final advance of the war.
The sad man learns the sad lady is dead.
The sad man’s friend is shot while telling a joke.
The sad man and his friends realize they are being send on a suicide mission.
The sad men and his friends mostly get shot.
The sad man finds out he has a daughter by the sad woman.
The sad man is sad about this.
The sad men’s friends all die except one in an explosion.
The sad man and his friend are trapped in the mine.
The sad man’s friend dies.
THe sad man finds enough explosives to blow an exit out of the mine.
The sad man emerges and sees two Germans walking towards him.
The sad man offers to fist fight the Germans.
The Germans tell the sad man the war is over.
The sad man and the Germans hug.
The sad man goes to see his child.
Throughout: Eddie Redmayne is pretty.
Let’s just bookmark this for the next time a music writer makes a snide remark about a female artist who does not look the same every single time she appears.
MARRY ME HARVEY KINKLE
Sabrina: What happened to saving the world?
Harvey: I did, you are my world.
First tears of the day and I’ve only been awake an hour.
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