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August 5th, 2012

nuditea: Very Bachelor I think what I like best is how much…





nuditea:

Very Bachelor

I think what I like best is how much this resembles the photo from about an hour earlier, with one significant (super, even) difference. 

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August 5th, 2012

There is a hilarious Old West moment whenever Fritz has been…



There is a hilarious Old West moment whenever Fritz has been really acting up* and I get the squirtgun out and put it on the table. Sometimes that’s all I have to do.**

*Chasing Monster around, eating her food, chewing on paper, knocking things off the desk, pulling books out of the bookshelf. Part cat, part poltergeist.

**Rhythm,0, etc.

August 5th, 2012

me: you’re like a spy! a double agent.

me: you're like a spy! a double agent.
not me: like Hannah Montana
me: perfect.
August 5th, 2012

theswinginsixties: Braniff Airways air hostesses wearing Pucci,…



theswinginsixties:

Braniff Airways air hostesses wearing Pucci, 1966.

Send me back.

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August 5th, 2012

"You’ll need to have someone wake you up every few hours…do you have a boyfriend?"

“You’ll need to have someone wake you up every few hours…do you have a boyfriend?”

- Patients without partners are more likely to die from possible concussions, it turns out. (Also heteronormative, binary, etc.) (I’m fine.)
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August 5th, 2012

"god damn it felt amazing the days you were happy to see me so i smashed a beehive against the ocean…"

god damn
it felt amazing
the days you were happy to see me

so i smashed a beehive against the ocean to try and make our splash last longer



- Buddy Wakefield, Hurling Crowbirds at Mockingbars (via yourveryfleshshallbeagreatpoem)
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August 5th, 2012

Wakeup present courtesy Brent Burket.



Wakeup present courtesy Brent Burket.

August 5th, 2012

never lose sight of why youre doing an experiment in the first place.

malarky-shenanigans:

(or face dire consequences)

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August 5th, 2012

At the same time, her hard-charging governing style — she has been said to berate senior officials until they cry — has been enshrined in Brazilian popular culture, with Gustavo Mendes, a cross-dressing comedian, attaining fame by imitating her on the raunchy national television program “Casseta and Planeta Go Deep.”

At the same time, her hard-charging governing style — she has been said to berate senior officials until they cry — has been enshrined in Brazilian popular culture, with Gustavo Mendes, a cross-dressing comedian, attaining fame by imitating her on the raunchy national television program “Casseta and Planeta Go Deep.”:

This link is to an important story about the the truth commission in Brazil bringing forth details of President Dilma Rouseff’s imprisonment and torture as a young guerilla leader, but the above quote is too good not to use. 

She described the progression from palmatória, a torture method in which a paddle or stick is used to strike the knuckles and palms of the hand, to the next, when she was stripped naked, bound upside down and submitted to electric shocks on different parts of her body, including her breasts, inner thighs and head.

It was generally thought that Ms. Rousseff’s torture sessions were limited to prisons in São Paulo and Rio de Janeiro, until an investigative report published in June described more torture interrogations, including sessions during a two-month stretch at a military prison in the southeastern state of Minas Gerais. When she was still an obscure provincial official, she gave testimony in 2001 to an investigator from Minas Gerais, describing how interrogators there beat her in the face, distorting her dental ridge. One tooth came loose and became rotten from the pummeling, she said, and was later dislodged by a blow from another interrogator in São Paulo.

Robson Sávio, the scholar who interviewed her then, said she had no obligation to respond to the request for testimony, since the Minas Gerais commission had already collected proof that she had been tortured. But she did so anyway; by the end of the encounter, after recalling interrogations resulting in other injuries, including the hemorrhaging of her uterus, she was in tears, he said.

“I remember the fear when my skin trembled,” she said back in 2001. “Something like that marks us for the rest of our lives.”

August 5th, 2012

Lindsay Lohan reportedly didn’t want to just imagine everyone in their underwear, she needed to real thing! The “Mean Girls” actress recently shot a topless scene, only after a 10-man crew agreed to strip down to their underwear, TMZ reported today.

Lindsay Lohan reportedly didn’t want to just imagine everyone in their underwear, she needed to real thing! The “Mean Girls” actress recently shot a topless scene, only after a 10-man crew agreed to strip down to their underwear, TMZ reported today. :

This is actually brilliant and all sex scenes should be shot this way.