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October 5th, 2012

Mollie’s Rachel Roy flats are amahhzzzing Im fashion…



Mollie’s Rachel Roy flats are amahhzzzing Im fashion blogging

October 5th, 2012

praisethelorde replied to your post: Apartment Hunting yeaaaah… no. plus they’d make a crappy…

praisethelorde replied to your post: Apartment Hunting

yeaaaah… no. plus they’d make a crappy secret agent, just sayin

That is the most beautiful part. Colleen was like “It’s the bad spycraft that really bothers you isn’t it.”

October 5th, 2012

Apartment Hunting


From: Mikki Halpin
Subject: apartment
To: jarvelaemmi@yahoo.com
Date: Thursday, October 4, 2012, 10:49 AM

Hi,

I’m looking for an apartment and saw your listing (http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/abo/3316097218.html). I would love to come and see it as soon as possible! Can you let me know if it is still available? Thanks—Mikki Halpin


From: Emmi Jarvela <jarvelaemmi@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: apartment
Date: October 4, 2012 6:06:11 PM EDT


Hello,
 
How are you today, I hereby inform you that the said apartment is still available for rent. We want to give the apartment to someone who will take proper care of it because it is indeed a lovely apartment and ready to move in as soon as possible.
 
The apartment monthly rent is $800,(Including Utilities) while the security deposit fee is $600. The apartment futures includes: 1 Bedroom,1 Baths, Hardwood, a nice living room, kitchen, Brand New Cabinets & Refrigerator.
 
The reason for renting this apartment is because I have just been appointed by the United States of America Government as Head of Anti-Terrorist Unit Monitoring Squad and have been posted to West Africa for special duties on the America Embassy and the International Airport , to monitor everyone traveling in and out of the county.
 
Furthermore, I will like you to fill this rent application form in other to know the kind your personality and also send the keys and the document of the apartment to your given address. Endeavour to give full details in the form.
 
GENERAL INFORMATION
 
Applicant Full Names::
Age:
Home Phone No.:
Cell Phone No.:
Work Phone No:
Occupation:
Married or Single:______
Present Address:_______Nearest Cross Street______
(Including City, State, Zip)
Date of Occupancy: From ___________  to _________
Previous Address
(Including City, State, Zip)
Monthly Rent:
 
PROOF OF PAYMENT (DEPOSIT SECURITY FEE)
How soon can you make payment for the security deposit fees and send to me?
How soon would you like to receive the keys & document of the apartment?
Would you take proper care of the apartment if given to you?
Do you have kids___ how many?
Do you have pets?
Do you smoke__or drink__?
Are you moving in alone or with someone?
 
Feel free to contact me as soon as possible via my phone number:  011-234-802-699-0674 or  +234-802-699-0674 .You can still call me on my Rom  America number (347)719-1988
 
I await your swift response.
 
Thank you.
 
Mr.& Mrs Emmi Jarvela

October 5th, 2012

Jackie and me

me: I found your zine from 1992 and reread it today! IT IS STILL GENIUS.
not me: OMG will you scan it and send it to me? What are you doing now?
me: I am working on a book about Valerie Solanas. What are you doing?
not me: I am writing for Joan Rivers and Roseanne!
me: We totally grew up to be exactly who we are supposed to be, wow.
October 5th, 2012

I mean I guess if someone goes out of their way to hammer home their superior lifestyle in a…

I mean I guess if someone goes out of their way to hammer home their superior lifestyle in a completely minor email exchanges it tells you how insecure they are but it also tells you how determined they are to make you feel bad in order to make themselves feel better.

October 5th, 2012

High School.

High School.

October 5th, 2012

fuckyeahfeminists: theballetblog: John Lowe, 91 years oldA…







fuckyeahfeminists:

theballetblog:

John Lowe, 91 years old

A former prisoner of war and grandfather to 11, John decided to start taking ballet at age 79 after attending a granddaughter’s recital.

Remember it’s never too late to start enjoying the benefits of ballet!

so sweet!

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