She liked to sleep on my hair.
I forgot about the time Fritz turned on Photobooth while me and Monster were asleep.
Call up on the trumpets the best of my strumpets.
Getting that photo made me look in a genealogy forum which is always hilarious with my name because…
Getting that photo made me look in a genealogy forum which is always hilarious with my name because there are 9 million Irish people named Halpin and we have about 12 first names we’ve been rotating through for centuries and no one can figure anything out. Thomas Halpin the Pict? Or the one who was an insurgent turned informer? or the tea magnate? My cousin Thomas (one of like 4 cousin Thomases!) said, “I just assume we’re all related, and all screwed up in the same ways.”
My great-grandfather and great-great grandmother.