Things I Have Learned This Week


  1. Tofu can, under certain circumstances, be highly flammable.
  2. It is remarkably easy to destroy the prop on an outboard motor.
  3. The spare tire on Ford F150s require a vey particular gizmo to be freed from their prison under the truck bed.
  4. If, unbeknownst to you, someone steals said spare tire gizmo from your rental F150 and you have a flat, you are fucked.
  5. Roadside Assistance operators do not like it when you give your location as “the forest.”

My sister and I have very different lives.

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