not me: Why do you have a clock in your purse?

not me: Why do you have a clock in your purse?
me: Because I couldn't find my phone this morning.
not me: I would have called it for you.
me: The battery is dead.
not me: Why is the clock an hour off?
me: Because I never changed it for Daylight Savings.
not me: It must be very complicated to be you.
me: I think that all makes perfect sense.
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