Girls posting fawning Facebook statuses about their boyfriends buying them tampons.


Get outta here. If a dude deserves to be congratulated and put on a pedestal because he bought you a fucking box of bleached cotton, he must not have much else going for him.

If he won’t cut off his dick for me, I’m not into it.

One time this frenemy told me she had seen tampons in <redacted>’s apt, so he was obviously seeing someone. I was like, those are my tampons. BURN AMIRITE?


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