the world according to nouns (she’s a carnival): some gross things that have personally been said/done to me in my fifteen-year history of playing music

the world according to nouns (she's a carnival): some gross things that have personally been said/done to me in my fifteen-year history of playing music:

heidicomestolife:

modernistwitchery:

- “is that YOUR gear?” (i’m setting it up, you dingus, why wouldn’t it be mine)

- dude starts plugging shit in for me without asking

- ‘wait up, sweetie. i know you’re carrying the gear, but girlfriends don’t get in free.’ (i’m A MEMBER OF THE BAND, ASSHOLE)

- ‘so which one of these guys is…

at matchless the sound guy touched my waist as he leaned over to adjust my amp (i had not asked him to) and i said HEY I BET YOU WOULDN’T BE DOING THAT IF I WAS A GUY! and he was wasted so he thought it was funny.

at a show a couple of weeks ago i was hanging in an outside balcony area talking to my friends at a club in stamford connecticut and the bouncer said “everyone who’s not a member of the band or fucking someone in the band has to leave.” i went OFF on that dude. he threatened to arrest me which was hilarious because he was uh, not a cop. after threatening to pee on the floor multiple times when he said i couldn’t use the bathroom and had to leave and calling him an asshole, i left. what was amazing was that he clearly did not get why i was so pissed off. in his own little weird universe, that was FUNNY. ugh. 

How is this shit still going on?? Kill these dudes.

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