I am: IN LOVE WITH PRINCESSES EUGENIE AND BEATRICE. BEAGENIE!!…



I am: IN LOVE WITH PRINCESSES EUGENIE AND BEATRICE. BEAGENIE!! EUTRICE!! ! THE CROWN PLEAZERS! 

I mean, just look. At them. I bet whenever they show up anywhere the other royals are like, “Shit, here comes P-Squared of York,” and Eugenie (EUGENIE) and Beatrice are like, “We take your hate and make it into hats. Also, we will never fix our teeth or abandon the nude lip.” 

Eugenie seems to favor hats more of the taco-vagina genre, while Beatrice clearly shares my interest in horseshoe crabs and other forms of wildlife. 

Check out how cute they are with their Prince-cousins. I do not know how I have lived one moment of my life until now, in ignorance of their statements.

The above is my imaginary childhood photo of P. Bea. (Sharpeyed readers will notice that it is actually Ms. Taylor Momsen of Gossip Girl, doing some movement work as a non-cartooned Cindy Lou Who. 

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