Posts tagged ‘biting’

May 21st, 2013

This summer’s bug bites are perfectly round.



This summer’s bug bites are perfectly round.

October 14th, 2012

"today you wanna fuck him, tomorrow you just wanna bite a hole in his sternum."

“today you wanna fuck him, tomorrow you just wanna bite a hole in his sternum.”

- ginger fitzgerald (via farahjoon)
October 14th, 2012

"her isolation was made worse by a growing desire to devour men, but she resisted, for she knew this…"

“her isolation was made worse by a growing desire to devour men, but she resisted, for she knew this would bring destruction and death.”

- ghost, ginger snaps II (via farahjoon)
October 4th, 2012

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September 15th, 2012

me: Don’t forget about the collective, he can save a little there once we’re all integrated. There are some cute little row houses with shared backyards in wmsburg, and some in the city too.

me: Don't forget about the collective, he can save a little there once we're all integrated. There are some cute little row houses with shared backyards in wmsburg, and some in the city too.
not me: this has actually always been my dream plan. this should actually happen.
me: It would be so good! I mean you are going to need me for the crafts stuff.
not me: totally. i need to think about what im going to #feminist skillshare. Biting 101 or something.
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September 4th, 2012

I hate it when Vice is important. The Woman Who Wants to Give…



I hate it when Vice is important.

The Woman Who Wants to Give Birth to a Shark

VICE : Hello Ai. Where did this idea of giving birth to sharks come from?
Ai Hasegawa: I’m 32. It’s a good age for a woman to think about giving life. But having a real child isn’t that simple. You have to give them a happy life. You can’t abandon them. I think simply wanting a baby isn’t a good enough reason to have one.

Well, it’s a good start.
We’re soon going to be facing a global food shortage crisis. How on earth are we going to feed new humans? But I still want to give life, I don’t want 30 years of painful menstruation to have all been in vain. And I want to eat good meat.

Is Carrying the fetus of another species technically even possible?
It will be, in the near future. A human uterus is just the right size to hold one fetus. I’ve been speaking to a gynaecologist about ways of making it bigger. I believe humans could use their uterus as an aquarium or incubator. Wouldn’t there be compatibility issues between a human placenta and a shark’s?
The placenta comes from the fetus, not the mother, meaning there’s no need to modify human DNA. I’ve been assured that it should be possible to create “dolph-human” or “shark-human” placentas just by modifying the animal’s DNA. I’m still doing the research, but sharks seem to be the most compatible. And as a species, sharks fit all my criteria: They’re endangered, their life-span is almost as long as that of a human, and most importantly, they’re delicious.

Do you think women will accept carrying animal fetuses?
Carrying a shark fetus inside your uterus means you have to stop menstruating. But the medication for that has very unpleasant side-effects. I think the ideal carrier profile would be a rich, single, and above all menopausal woman.

And what are the advantages of doing this?
We don’t need any more humans, there are too many already as it is. Mostly, it’s a way of preserving endangered species.

And it would be a new way of producing food. Because you could eat the shark baby after it came out. Which is a totally logical thing to do.
Exactly! And you would no longer feel the guilt of eating another animal. It’s also less costly than raising a human, and there are fewer responsibilities. I find it less terrifying than adopting a child you might end up not loving.

July 11th, 2012

SHARK SEASON



SHARK SEASON

June 29th, 2012

Sharkwater




On May 13, 2012, Sea Shepherd Conservation Society founder Paul Watson was arrested for protecting sharks in 2002. Join Sea Shepherd Conservation Society for a screening of the documentary Sharkwater, which captures the incident that led to his arrest. For filmmaker Rob Stewart, exploring sharks began as an underwater adventure. What it turned into was a beautiful and dangerous life journey into the balance of life on earth. Driven by passion fed from a life-long fascination with sharks, Stewart debunks historical stereotypes and media depictions of sharks as bloodthirsty, man-eating monsters and reveals the reality of sharks as pillars in the evolution of the seas. Sharkwater takes you into the most shark rich waters of the world, exposing the exploitation and corruption surrounding the world’s shark populations in the marine reserves of Cocos Island, Costa Rica and the Galapagos Islands, Ecuador.

In an effort to protect sharks, Stewart teams up with renegade conservationist Captain Paul Watson of the Sea Shepherd Conservation Society. Their unbelievable adventure together starts with a battle between the Sea Shepherd and shark poachers in Guatemala, resulting in conflicts with pirate boats, gunboat chases, mafia espionage, corrupt court systems and attempted murder charges, forcing them to flee for their lives and eventually leading to Paul Watson’s arrest in Frankfurt on May 13, 2012. Captain Watson is currently under house arrest in Germany, awaiting possible extradition to Costa Rica.

After the documentary, Sea Shepherd volunteers will take questions about our campaigns across the world, including the summer 2012 shark defense campaign in the South Pacific. Crew members and on-shore volunteers will be on hand to discuss how you can help release Paul Watson, get involved in Sea Shepherd and become a member. We will also be selling official Sea Shepherd merchandise.

Jivamukti Yoga School
 841 Broadway, second floor, Manhattan
7p; $10 suggested donation
nyc]at]seashepherd.org
facebook.com/events/250584061714426/

May 6th, 2012

BAD TEACHER = BAD BOYFRIEND

forever

April 29th, 2012

[He] turned up at her surgery with toothache just days after breaking up with her. She gave him a heavy dose of anaesthetic and plucked his teeth out.

[He] turned up at her surgery with toothache just days after breaking up with her. She gave him a heavy dose of anaesthetic and plucked his teeth out.