Posts tagged ‘notations’

July 16th, 2012

Things I have dropped or spilled today, an annotated list: An entire bottle of hair dye in the…

Things I have dropped or spilled today, an annotated list:

  • An entire bottle of hair dye in the bathroom.*
  • An entire bag of unpopped popcorn in the kitchen**
  • A computer on my foot.***
  • A bag of cat treats in the living room.****

*This got on the floor, the sink, the tub, the toilet, the shower walls, the rug, the painted walls, the towel rack, and two towels.

**This is my only form of sustenance.

***This one was kind of weird, because my feet hurt so much, all the time, and I am so used to blocking it out, plus I just got a refill of neurontin after stupidly running out, anyway, I was like, “How weird, what is that pain?” in a very out of body way, and then looked down and saw the computer on my foot. Unlike that sentence, this happened in a SPLIT SECOND!

****Obviously this made me very popular for a while.

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