I’M SORRY TO GO INTO A MILLION WORD MASTER’S THESIS SHRIEKING FIT BUT I LITERALLY DON’T KNOW WHICH PART ABOUT THIS TO SCREAM ABOUT FIRST!!! HA HA JUST KIDDING IT’S PROBABLY THE PART WHERE HARRY SAYS LOUIS IS A GOOD PERSON TO JUST “SIT AND OBSERVE” BECAUSE SITTING AND OBSERVING LOUIS IS BASICALLY WHAT I DO WITH 100% OF MY TIME, I WISH I COULD GET PAID TO SIT AND OBSERVE HIM BUT REALLY I WOULD PAY MONEY TO SEE HIM IN HIS NATURAL HABITAT, EVERYTHING IS LOUIS TOMLINSON AND NOTHING HURTS, ETC. AND THEN IT JUST GETS WORSE!!! LIAM AND LOUIS USED TO FIGHT AND EVEN IF LIAM HAS TRANSFORMED INTO A WILD FREERANGE DONUT MANIAC NOW HE’S STILL DADDY, HE WILL ALWAYS BE DADDY NO MATTER HOW MUCH HE SHAVES HIS HEAD, EVERYONE CALLS HIM DADDY, I AM NOT INAPPROPRIATELY FASCINATED BY THAT AT ALL, CERTAINLY I HAVE NO VESTED INTEREST IN THE WAY ZAYN SAYS THE WORD “DADDY” WITH HIS MOUTH ABOUT LIAM “I LOVE YOU FOREVER” PAYNE. TOTALLY FINE. ZAYN IS TOO SENSITIVE TO WATCH FISHING BECAUSE HE DOESN’T LIKE TO SEE THEM STRUGGLE!!! ZAYN FACETIMES WITH HIS MOM AND SMILES WITH HIS WHOLE BEAUTIFUL MARBLE STATUE FACE WHILE IT HAPPENS! IT IS DEBILITATING TO REALIZE THAT HE’S A WORK OF ART ON THE INSIDE AS WELL AS THE OUTSIDE! HARRY PLAYS THE HARMONICA AND WAVES HIS HANDS AND JUMPS INTO MARATHONS AND NO ONE KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK HE IS, HE IS THE MOST PRECIOUS STRANGEST CHARMINGEST RARE BIRD FROM PLANET BEAUTIFUL WEIRDO AND NO ONE CAN GET ENOUGH OF HIM. IT’S SCIENCE. THERE IS AN ALLOTMENT OF ABSORBING HARRY STYLES’ BEAUTIFUL MYSTERIOUS WEIRDNESS THAT EVERY HUMAN MUST REACH EACH DAY OR ELSE BE FACED WITH BONE-CRUSHING POINTLESSNESS. AND THEN NIALL! LOVES! EVERYTHING! NIALL IS THE EMBODIMENT OF EVERYTHING I LOVE ABOUT THIS BAND, WHICH IS HOW STUPID FUN IT IS TO JUST LOVE THINGS WITH YOUR WHOLE DUMB BODY AND YOUR WHOLE WEIRD BEAUTIFUL SOUL. I WISH THIS HAD BEEN THE WHOLE MOVIE, I WISH THEY HAD MADE THREE FULL LENGTH MOVIES OF ONLY FOOTAGE OF THESE FIVE WONDERFUL DONUTS DONUTTING AROUND, BEING A BEAUTIFUL DINGUS SOLAR SYSTEM THAT IS AT ONCE SELF-CONTAINED AND FULLY SUSTAINABLE FROM THE SHEER FORCE OF THEIR LOVE FOR ONE ANOTHER AND YET ALSO BIG ENOUGH TO ENVELOP ALL THEIR FANS WHO LOVE THEM LOUDLY AND AGGRESSIVELY THE SAME WAY THEY LOVE EACH OTHER AND THEY LOVE LIFE AND THEY LOVE US. LOVING THINGS IS AMAZING. THIS IS SO IMPORTANT. MY BONES HURT WITH HOW AWESOME IT IS TO FULL-BODY LOVE STUFF AND I HOPE EVERYONE ELSE’S DOES TOO BECAUSE WHAT’S EVEN THE POINT, OTHERWISE, IF YOUR BODY ISN’T COLLAPSING UNDER THE WEIGHT OF DUMB STUPID JOY FROM WHATEVER IT IS THAT GIVES IT TO YOU? WHAT IS THE POINT?
"In interview after interview over the past three years, usually surrounded by thousands of screaming…"
In interview after interview over the past three years, usually surrounded by thousands of screaming young women, the band has politely corrected reporters who characterize their followers as “insane” or “deranged.” “We prefer ‘passionate,’” they’ll demur. “Or ‘dedicated.’”
There’s more to this than semantics. Possibly you don’t realize how radical it is to see five guys treat young women with respect, and to demand that others do so as well, but it is. In a world where “fangirl” and “groupie” are routinely used to put down women who are enthusiastic about anything, One Direction stands in shocking contrast to their peers and to the culture as a whole.”
- I wrote about One Direction fans for The Awl.
YOU GUYS I AM REALLY EXCITED
THE ZERRIE WEDDING WILL BE THE ROYAL WEDDING FOR TEENZ AND LOUIS IS THE BODACIOUS ASS PIPPA TO PERRIE’S KATE MIDDLETON. ICONIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM NOT EXAGGERATING AT ALL WHEN I TELL YOU THAT IF LOUIS DOESN’T WEAR A FANCY WHITE BOOTY-POPPING DRESS TO THE ONLY ROYAL WEDDING THAT MATTERS I WILL FLY TO SPACE UNDER THE POWER OF MY OWN OUTRAGE
Little Mix as bridesmaids, One Direction as groomsmen
my brain is short circuiting because I can’t even comprehend the hotness of this wedding party
Everyone thinks he means gauges but he means stretched like a leprechaun or an elf. They use clothespins to do it and it makes you lucky.
They sit all of the British acts togethr so no one will defect.