Posts tagged ‘Ruby’

July 6th, 2013

When you were a teeeeny baby you and your mom and dad came out…



When you were a teeeeny baby you and your mom and dad came out to visit me on Fire Island. Your dad brought his like 8-foot long surfboard and I was like, dude, I dont think you have seen the petite waves out here.


He and I, having grown up on the beach, were a little over-enthusiastic in teaching you water safety and there was a lot of “NEVER TURN YOUR BACK ON THE WATER" and then when we all went back up to the house for dinner you tried to walk backwards in the sand so you wouldn’t turn your back to the ocean. A waterbaby even then.

December 4th, 2012

On the X-Factor they spell Zayne’s name wrong.

Ruby’s take on last night:

1. Why can’t the boys in my school dress like Harry Styles Jesus now I know why his last name is Styles

2. HARRY IS WEARING REALLY TIGHT PANTS

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November 1st, 2012

koishy: one, two, three, four, i declare a thumb war you scream. a low rumble can be heard across…

koishy:

one, two, three, four, i declare a thumb war you scream. a low rumble can be heard across the valley. the thumbs are here i yell as i am crushed by a giant thumb. war is upon us. it has begun

Ruby I remember once when you were little we were thumb wrestling and I was like “I can’t believe how much I am winning! I never win at this!” Until I remembered I was thumb wrestling a five-year-old, after that I let you win.

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September 29th, 2012

These are so funny because the last time I saw a lot of you was…



These are so funny because the last time I saw a lot of you was either at the school play of Pinnochio or Annie, so I’m like, waaaait a minute, is that Daddy Warbucks? Is that Gepetto?

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August 31st, 2012

paulyoptosaurus: thank u george OMG Ruby do you remember when…



paulyoptosaurus:

thank u george

OMG Ruby do you remember when you were like 7 (?) and you told me that you and your friends liked to play a game you called “Baby George Bush” and I died?

July 21st, 2012

teapayne: You haven’t experienced awkward until a group of people sing happy birthday to you Ruby…

teapayne:

You haven’t experienced awkward until a group of people sing happy birthday to you

Ruby you used to cry every year on your birthday when the singing started! Just overload I think.

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July 2nd, 2012

theaveragedayofme: New episodes of “Smart Girls at the Party”…













theaveragedayofme:

New episodes of “Smart Girls at the Party” with Amy Poehler start on July 2nd

omg someone made a gif of me when i was 7 when amy poehler interviewed me.

i am a gif

i am a gif

best kid on the block.

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May 15th, 2012

guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it’s so annoying

guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
guys: ew fat chicks
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April 19th, 2012

leonineantiheroine: whynotshesaid: tehblackbirdflies: blueinas…

















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favorite teen movies clueless

I LOVED TAI’S OUTFIT. I wanted a shirt like that, but never could find one.

I don’t think I ever noticed Tai’s shirt has the heart in the back as well.  Huh.  Now it kind of looks like a shotgun blast.

I wish I could pull off a mini skirt with knee highs. I still want every outfit Cher wore. Sidenote: I squealed last night when I caught the very end of Suburbia last night because Cher and Elton were reunited!

This movie. Forever.

Can we make miniskirts with knee-highs a thing again?  Because I did not dress that way the first time around but I would SO dress that way now (even though certain fashion arbiters would say I am way too old for such things).

I did the short skirt thing back then but not the knee highs. I also did the braces and berets. And yes bring it back. My favourite outfits were the white Calvin Klein dress, the yellow tartan suit in the first picture, the red dress at the party with the red jacket and boa collar, the pink plaid pants and pink jumper when Tai apologised to her, and Dionne’s maroon dress.

When I watched this movie with Ruby she was scandalized at how short the dresses were. “My mom wouldn’t let me out of the house wearing that even if I was in COLLEGE,” she said.  (This is the same girl who, at age 5 or something turned to me during the Rockettes Christmas Show and said, “Their outfits aren’t very feminist.”

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January 29th, 2012

theaveragedayofme: PLEASE TELL ME WHAT MOVIE THIS…

















theaveragedayofme:

PLEASE TELL ME WHAT MOVIE THIS IS?!!!!!!!!

A Walk to Remember.

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