Posts tagged ‘satah’

December 9th, 2012

nuditea: nuditea: datbafosho: die young – ke$ha [cover] ke$ha…



nuditea:

nuditea:

datbafosho:

die young - ke$ha [cover]

ke$ha appreciation £ife

i sang a good song

again

I LOVE SATAH

I LOVE KE$SHA

November 8th, 2012

nuditea: a lot of sad people have tried to convince the world that the sadder you are the smarter…

nuditea:

a lot of sad people have tried to convince the world that the sadder you are the smarter you are and i wanna shake all of them

November 6th, 2012

nuditea: doesn’t it get boring thinking about sex all the time the only thing i think about as much…

nuditea:

doesn’t it get boring thinking about sex all the time

the only thing i think about as much as some people post about sex is how much i hate myself

and i know that’s definitely pretty boring at this point for like all of us

there’s overlap though, because I can think about how I hate myself because of some sex, or blame myself for sex acts done and not done, etc.

November 6th, 2012

nuditea: nuditea: lana del rey posted a picture of herself and…



nuditea:

nuditea:

lana del rey posted a picture of herself and marilyn monroe hanging out on a beach and i will accept no theories that ruin my image of her opening photoshop at midnight and just sitting there for a couple of hours in the dark meticulously cutting out and colour-co-ordinating

this was just meant like “don’t suggest anyone else made it bc this is funnier” but it sounds kinda like i’m saying “don’t even fuckin tell me she travelled back in time and actually hung out with marilyn monroe because i will NOT believe you”

I appreciate my colleague to the north’s perspective, but let us parse the narrative of the photo for the truth, shall we? Monroe is clearly somewhat tired—she has had a long journey. Perhaps a journey to the future? And look at Lana. She is looking forward, shielding her eyes somewhat. Obviously what has happened is not that Lana went back to meet Monroe, but that Monroe came forward to meet Lana. And now Lana is looking to the horizon, wondering who she might meet on her journey.* 

Or, the photoshop thing.

*All of this only works if Marilyn built the time machine, not Lana. Something I learned about time travel (really!) from a physicist who studies it: People from the future can come back to you, and you can go forward, but no one can go back to before the machine. So if Marilyn built the time machine, Lana could find it in our time, and go back to Marilyn, and bring Marilyn forward to our time. But if Lana built the machine, only people from Lana’s future could appear. SCIENCE.

October 31st, 2012

nuditea: one of my main pastimes is faking phone calls or skype…



nuditea:

one of my main pastimes is faking phone calls or skype chats to avoid talking to people who are physically around me and i don’t think anyone has ever really appreciated how good i am at it so if you have two or three minutes to spare feel free to watch this and revel in how much this could totally be one half of a conversation.

Satah you are the most amazing creature I know.

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October 1st, 2012

princesspapier: nuditea: thanks to sarah i’ve been listening to a lot more taylor swift lately and…

princesspapier:

nuditea:

thanks to sarah i’ve been listening to a lot more taylor swift lately and obviously this isn’t the case for all of her songs but for a lot of them i can’t help but think…. people would have hated on her way less…… if she’d been playing an electric guitar instead of a banjo? YOU KNOW??? like if some punky girl band came out with “mean” i think people really would have dug it…….. i don’t know…………….. id on’t know shut up

I feel good about this

September 28th, 2012

Jellyfish aquarium for satah, $600, available here



Jellyfish aquarium for satah, $600, available here

September 26th, 2012

nuditea: i wish i could just get into a few peoples’ heads to see how they think about their…

nuditea:

i wish i could just get into a few peoples’ heads to see how they think about their friends and the people they know bc i’m like 95% sure i don’t do it right just from what i’ve observed but i can’t really know and it would solidify some stuff for me i guess

same. or confirm my worst fears.

September 15th, 2012

nuditea: fuck i want something pastry-y all flakey and shit with cheese on it and maybe big chunks…

nuditea:

fuck

i want

something

pastry-y

all flakey and shit

with

cheese on it

and maybe big chunks of sugar

god

dammit

I just made a vegan pumpkin pie that is basically a little bit of pastry with a lot of warm pumpkin pudding on it and I’m ok with it because I have been craving it for over a month. May your journey have a similar ending.

September 2nd, 2012

nuditea: omg stuff like this doesn’t normally get to me but i can’t stop reliving how last night…

nuditea:

omg stuff like this doesn’t normally get to me but i can’t stop reliving how last night all three of my friends had someone immediately come over and dance with them and i didn’t get danced with at all bbbbbbbb i just keep thinking about it this sucks

I know this spiral so well. But let’s look at it scientifically-can a jellyfish grind?